My bad

...Oops.

So after a year of not writing, I find I have so many things to catch up on, and so many very mature adult adventures to recount.

The funny thing about being an adult is that it means you don't really have time for other things, like living your life. And then other things crop up that demand your attention and the things you want to do and have been meaning to do, but too bad you have to focus on making sure your life doesn't run off the tracks and crash into a deep ravine of the worst adult things you can imagine, like unemployment and bankruptcy and eating junk food.

The unfunny thing about being an adult is that not many things that happen to a mature and responsible person are that funny. There's not much humor to be found in rent or utility bills.

Fear not, though, I will find the best of my adventures to tell, and I will put them here to the best of my ability, with complete honesty and sincerity and seriousness. I have learned that as an adult, the more serious you are the better. Laughter is for the immature.